SPEAKING O FRIENDS
THIS ONE TIME I WAS BANNED FROM GOING TO MY FRIENDS HOUSE FOR YELLING FUCK
SO I TOOK OFF MY GLASSES AND CAME BACK THE NEXT DAY TO HANG OUT USING THE NAME JOEY WHEELER
HIS PARENTS NEVER KNEW
AND I WAS OVER AS ME THE NEXT WEEK AND THEY ASKED HIM WHATEVER HAPPENED TO JOEY
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“I’m gonna be honest with you, Rod. You look like a…giant eagle with fire all around you, and you’ve got a mountain for a face…” -
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- us government: *accidentally likes your pic from 2009*
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you kids wanna get high???
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sexual
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The life of a third wheel [via]
That’s not the life of a third wheel. That’s ‘you need decent friends who don’t make out in public’
