November 2011
Respect the beard
myhands-areshaking:
calebino:
and don’t call it “Face pubes”. I don’t call your mouth “Face vagina”.
Except for Stephen’s beard, which actually looks like face pubes.
They sprayed out at me when he talked…
October 2011
This is really dirty when you think about it.
MACDUFF What three things does drink especially provoke? PORTER
Marry, sir, nose-painting, sleep, and urine. Lechery, sir, it provokes and unprovokes. It provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance. Therefore, much drink may be said to be an ...
Watchkennehhh:
ayemurray:
tyleroakley:
Oh, white people.
Reblogging solely for KALEIGH!
CRYING.
I LOVE
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Fun fact: you can hear the toilets in the girl's...
“If you start out on the bad foot, the next step’s bound to be the good...”
“I’m being a nurse for Halloween!” A nurse:
Sitting at home on tumblr while everyone else you...
Goddammit.
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intothemusicals:
It amazes me how bread can taste so good. It’s not like it’s anything really special. It’s not drizzled in seasonings or deep fried or anything. But like. Freshly baked bread is one of the most amazing things ever.
Freshly baked bread is seriously one of my favorite things to eat, ever.
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“Lady Macbeth
Got a letter from Mr. Macbeth
Telling her the Thane of...”
