I had forgotten how awesome Tropic Thunder is.
I like having my bird in my room.
This way, it doesn’t really feel like I’m talking to myself.
The flower said “I wish I was a tree” The tree said “I wish I could be A different kind of tree The cat wished That it was a bee The turtle wished That it could fly Really high into the sky Over rooftops and then dive Deep into the sea And in the sea there is a fish A fish that has a secret wish A wish to be a big cactus With a pink flower on it And the flower ...
friend: *sees picture of favourite celebrity* oh, they're quite good-looking!
me: do you think so
me: do yoU EVEN KNOW WHO THEY ARE
me: DO YOU KNOW WHEN THEIR BIRTHDAY IS
me: DO YOU KNOW THEIR MOTHER'S MAIDEN NAME
me: HAVE YOU EVER CRIED BECAUSE OF THEIR PERFECTION AND SCREAMED AT PICTURES OF THEM BECAUSE THEY'RE SO STUPIDLY BEAUTIFUL AND FUNNY AND WONDERFUL AND THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE BUT YOU DON'T CARE REALLY BECAUSE YOU'RE JUST PLEASED THEY'RE IN THE WORLD
me: nothing i have a cough, yes they are good-looking aren't they
That moment when you leave a seafood restraunt and...
I remember the single time that Dom yelled at me. We were playing ball -...– Elijah Wood, Empire magazine
justshutup-bro: If you were thinking the same you are amongst 98% of the people. If not you are amongst 2 % whose mind think very differently. Reblog and go to your tumblr page to see the result.