May 2012
May 31st
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May 31st
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May 31st
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May 31st
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May 31st
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May 25th
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sethsquires: hey guys remember when the whole SNL cast plus arcade fire and jeff beck and the foo fighters and mick jagger and special guests amy poehler, will forte, rachel dratch, chris parnell, chris kattan, jon hamm, steve martin all sang “Ruby Tuesday” during the season 37 finale and by “Ruby Tuesday” they meant “Kristen Wiig” and the world cried i remember that
May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 22nd
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ramenjesus: wow now I know why some people pick up drinking and smoking this is driving me nuts someone come hold a pillow over my head and knock me unconscious
May 18th
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I feel so ugh. 
May 18th
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May 18th
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That's why they call them crushes...because if...
I hate.
May 17th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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May 16th
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May 16th
GODDAMMIT STOP CIRCLING MY HOUSE, ICE CREAM MAN.
May 16th
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May 15th
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“Humans are stupid. I’m ashamed to be human.”
– Kurt Cobain
May 15th
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May 15th
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Mickey: Sylvia
Sylvia: Yes, Mickey?
Mickey: How do you call your lover boy?
Sylvia: Come here, lover boy!
Mickey: And if he doesn't answer?
Sylvia: Oh, lover boy...
Mickey: And if he still doesn't answer?
Sylvia: I simply say, "Baby, oh baby. My sweet baby, you're the one."
May 15th
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May 14th
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May 14th
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May 13th
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May 13th
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You lint licker
May 13th
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May 13th
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May 13th
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“no, you can’t go shopping with your friends today, you have to work” 15 minutes later “we’re going shopping, wanna come?”
May 13th
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May 12th
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So Chloe’s pretty much my favorite person ever. Also, I got a RAD haircut!
May 12th
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MY DAD JUST BROUGHT MY BROTHER HOME AS A SURPRISE...
I am not exaggerating when I say I was just on the verge of snapping. Today was honestly the second-to-last straw for me. 
May 11th
May 10th
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May 10th
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May 10th
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WatchWatch
alertamber: nnero0: dorkvader: saurons: destroythechantry: geeksandgaymers: amazingmumbo: unkemptstory: boeties: c-c-chuck: pockytardis: rivan-okurelin: singingbathtubs: caledscratch: once-ler-ingitup: boice: oh …..oh… sobbing oh„, i thought this was gonna be a video about battling cancer but it was much worse oh god oh my god… everyone, watch this. ...
May 10th
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May 10th
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May 10th
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May 10th
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May 9th
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May 9th
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2dancers: we can still fix this, quick, seth, how many papers did you print uh, like 12 phew no wait FOUR HUNDRED
May 9th
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Bumbershoot lineup announced, bitches.
May 9th
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May 9th
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May 8th
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May 8th
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I can't be held accountable for the noises I make...
May 8th
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wvnderbar: when i find myself with loads of homework mother mary comes to me speaking words of wisdom “watch tv”
May 8th
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