Utterly Peculiar: Archive

iamtonysexual: mortson: sweetsweetdicksinmymouth: dirkdave: PARTY AT MY PLACE i’ve got the alcohol covered i’ll bring some soda ill bring the drugs I’LL BRING THE BITCHES

Jun 30th

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Jun 30th

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Jun 30th

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Jun 30th

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Jun 30th

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Jun 30th

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I'm in a mood where if someone sends me a question...

Jun 29th

Goddamn shot in my goddamn arm. Hurts so goddamn much.

Jun 29th

Jun 28th

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Jun 28th

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Jun 28th

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Jun 28th

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Jun 28th

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My mom has been making fun of me because I keep watching Dirty Dancing.

Jun 28th

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“You’re going to have an ass half full… of prison dick.”

– Blake

Jun 27th

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Jun 27th

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Jun 26th

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Jun 26th

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Jun 26th

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ALVIN'S HOT JUICE BOX!

Jun 26th

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My new kitty and I are already BFFs.

Jun 24th

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I almost hit a bunny last night in my own driveway. Internal dialogue: “Finally! I really need to get the garage door opener fi—BUNNY! OHMYGODBUNNY. PLEASE MOVE SO I DON’T KILL YOU SHIT YOU ARE SO CUTE.”

Jun 23rd

Emma Stone: But people do always ask that. They ask who is my style icon, what's the one thing that I can't leave my house without. I'm always like, "My clothes!" I can pretty much leave without anything. It's fine as long as I'm not naked.
Andrew Garfield: I don't get asked that—
Emma Stone: You get asked interesting, poignant questions because you are a boy.
Teen Vogue: It's sexism.
Emma Stone: It is sexism.

Jun 23rd

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Jun 23rd

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Jun 22nd

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Jun 22nd

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List an odd swear phrase that you use

robin-scherbatsky: amber-volakis: sassy-gay-oncologist: starlitcrimescenes: sherlockable: bldwnn: geekgirlsmash: captainboobs: duessa: hisprophets: protestification: thisgingersnapsback: elysethekraken: Jesus fuck YOU SON OF MY DICK JESUS TITS Cunting piece of shit fuck a duck cuntspray. cuntnugget Son of a (cock loving) whore. Chicken-fucking soy...

Jun 22nd

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Watch

Jun 21st

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Jun 21st

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Jun 21st

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If my computer gets any slower, I’ll just sprinkle salt on it and leave it out in the garden.

Jun 19th

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Jun 19th

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Jun 18th

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This is bad.

I’ve seen hours of conspiracy videos today. They’re gasoline on the open flame of my paranoia. I used to always just call BS and move on, but holy fuck. Most of this is plausible.

Jun 17th

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Jun 17th

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Jun 16th

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Sometimes I remember something out of nowhere and it makes me blush. Maybe it was embarrassing, maybe it was really, really nice. Either way, I’m really glad that no one can ever tell I’m blushing.

Jun 16th

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I’m not okay with today. At all.

Jun 15th

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