Utterly Peculiar

That’s why they call them crushes…because if they were easy, they’d call them something else.

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So Cinderella skipped the ball and asked her fairy Godmother to make her the first woman president. Realizing that the monarchy was becoming obsolete, the prince opened a video store. And they lived miserably ever after.

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I JUST WROTE THIS JOKE

Is the vagina a clam?

No, it’s a muscle.

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