So Cinderella skipped the ball and asked her fairy Godmother to make her the first woman president. Realizing that the monarchy was becoming obsolete, the prince opened a video store. And they lived miserably ever after.Tumblr (3.0; @utterlypeculiar)http://utterlypeculiar.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6a50c64df30d4095453389db8986fd5e/tumblr_moikeflSew1r2sa6io1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><blockquote> <div><small><em>“I’m gonna be honest with you, Rod. You look like a…giant eagle with fire all around you, and you’ve got a mountain for a face…”</em></small></div> </blockquote> <p></p>http://utterlypeculiar.tumblr.com/post/53163831059http://utterlypeculiar.tumblr.com/post/53163831059Sun, 16 Jun 2013 22:43:26 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://spooksolo.tumblr.com/post/32726018520/speaking-o-friends-this-one-time-i-was-banned" target="_blank">spooksolo</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>SPEAKING O FRIENDS</p> <p>THIS ONE TIME I WAS BANNED FROM GOING TO MY FRIENDS HOUSE FOR YELLING FUCK</p> <p>SO I TOOK OFF MY GLASSES AND CAME BACK THE NEXT DAY TO HANG OUT USING THE NAME JOEY WHEELER</p> <p>HIS PARENTS NEVER KNEW</p> <p>AND I WAS OVER AS ME THE NEXT WEEK AND THEY ASKED HIM WHATEVER HAPPENED TO JOEY</p> </blockquote>http://utterlypeculiar.tumblr.com/post/52873521906http://utterlypeculiar.tumblr.com/post/52873521906Thu, 13 Jun 2013 12:02:05 -0400us government: *accidentally likes your pic from 2009*http://utterlypeculiar.tumblr.com/post/52873401488http://utterlypeculiar.tumblr.com/post/52873401488Thu, 13 Jun 2013 12:00:08 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f3d8c7efabcf26aa83a0886295749cfb/tumblr_mnwa03E1tZ1sp870wo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://utterlypeculiar.tumblr.com/post/52872096726http://utterlypeculiar.tumblr.com/post/52872096726Thu, 13 Jun 2013 11:36:35 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b48523dd7a5a9f7103a4db95983e6d48/tumblr_mo879akdJ91r3itp1o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://eightbitwave.tumblr.com/post/52758777274/you-kids-wanna-get-high" target="_blank">eightbitwave</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>you kids wanna get high???</p> </blockquote>http://utterlypeculiar.tumblr.com/post/52797349468http://utterlypeculiar.tumblr.com/post/52797349468Wed, 12 Jun 2013 12:39:49 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e10202cabcb79c4b2ae04cab1c60b9a4/tumblr_ml90gt13931qarjnpo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/40b7aff56081df0d2dc7ea9609297a2a/tumblr_ml90gt13931qarjnpo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://ayewassuppp.tumblr.com/post/52777162592/sexual" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">ayewassuppp</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>sexual</p></blockquote>http://utterlypeculiar.tumblr.com/post/52796671172http://utterlypeculiar.tumblr.com/post/52796671172Wed, 12 Jun 2013 12:28:27 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lodxajHBKU1qm4tn9o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://utterlypeculiar.tumblr.com/post/52257615497http://utterlypeculiar.tumblr.com/post/52257615497Wed, 05 Jun 2013 19:44:57 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6b880c86e0a2580ea9a4ef9216638ea6/tumblr_mnm08eaVBM1s71wgdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://utterlypeculiar.tumblr.com/post/52257175018http://utterlypeculiar.tumblr.com/post/52257175018Wed, 05 Jun 2013 19:38:45 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m91wdoU61P1qzx8f2o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m91wdoU61P1qzx8f2o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://utterlypeculiar.tumblr.com/post/52256747679http://utterlypeculiar.tumblr.com/post/52256747679Wed, 05 Jun 2013 19:32:44 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c77ceff75abb7e75ebf801c3bf2b32b7/tumblr_mnxtvxSyUv1r3k73wo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/191325ac1200a37eb1241c0356b947ec/tumblr_mnxtvxSyUv1r3k73wo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/17ab497c38c3d8d0193fe562a5930be3/tumblr_mnxtvxSyUv1r3k73wo6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a3784575edb7bac8d1b797f859256afa/tumblr_mnxtvxSyUv1r3k73wo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2aa6b7a28793fb64bcd3ae9f6b39888c/tumblr_mnxtvxSyUv1r3k73wo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/59ada7470104bcfb84b45d3cf036b1f7/tumblr_mnxtvxSyUv1r3k73wo5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/65bc70d13a05e2208a1813c9e137e31c/tumblr_mnxtvxSyUv1r3k73wo7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://awesomephilia.com/post/52250061269/the-life-of-a-third-wheel-via" target="_blank">awesomephilia</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>The life of a third wheel [<a href="http://imgur.com/a/ph0bL#0" target="_blank">via</a>]</p> </blockquote> <p>That’s not the life of a third wheel. That’s ‘you need decent friends who don’t make out in public’</p>http://utterlypeculiar.tumblr.com/post/52255108416http://utterlypeculiar.tumblr.com/post/52255108416Wed, 05 Jun 2013 19:09:48 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f62d38caf12d1209aa4c868babf6cc5e/tumblr_mnh5xk5Pj21rnvzt5o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://utterlypeculiar.tumblr.com/post/52253795713http://utterlypeculiar.tumblr.com/post/52253795713Wed, 05 Jun 2013 18:51:18 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/eb43503a740f8caf9a1c7fce31671432/tumblr_mnvtrvsG0C1rffoqeo1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/454cff5d24400f5279bcc7e18f24818b/tumblr_mnvtrvsG0C1rffoqeo2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://utterlypeculiar.tumblr.com/post/52253726084http://utterlypeculiar.tumblr.com/post/52253726084Wed, 05 Jun 2013 18:50:20 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0b9dfc7bc1c563d8c890f2546a4acb32/tumblr_mjtzqcoG6K1qzcdbeo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kool-aid-jammers.tumblr.com/post/45938959572/in-all-my-years-of-reblogging-shit-this-has-got" target="_blank">kool-aid-jammers</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>In all my years of reblogging shit, this has got to be the best picture to grace the page of tumblr. I don’t know why but this picture makes me very emotional.</p> </blockquote>http://utterlypeculiar.tumblr.com/post/52253515313http://utterlypeculiar.tumblr.com/post/52253515313Wed, 05 Jun 2013 18:47:27 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ad4aebd91f9376e858cae7bbc0f8c011/tumblr_mnb56iRGEE1s9stgqo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://utterlypeculiar.tumblr.com/post/52253383544http://utterlypeculiar.tumblr.com/post/52253383544Wed, 05 Jun 2013 18:45:38 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_maxgdjG5L81r81xdeo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://andthentherewerepuns.tumblr.com/post/39928595128/gram-does-not-look-pleased" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">andthentherewerepuns</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Gram does not look pleased.</p></blockquote>http://utterlypeculiar.tumblr.com/post/51909255096http://utterlypeculiar.tumblr.com/post/51909255096Sat, 01 Jun 2013 16:44:58 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b761633149aa5c44c7856f7a97c6738e/tumblr_mndmupeii11sq7cedo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5f61f8e3842cb2ae408f990d673f59ef/tumblr_mndmupeii11sq7cedo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5a7251adbc20146924dd04e7e21b083d/tumblr_mndmupeii11sq7cedo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://utterlypeculiar.tumblr.com/post/51854761551http://utterlypeculiar.tumblr.com/post/51854761551Fri, 31 May 2013 23:27:42 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://datkarkatass.tumblr.com/post/51453535033/the-stars-descend-the-stars-descend-youre" target="_blank">datkarkatass</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://the-stars-descend.tumblr.com/post/51170209454/the-stars-descend-youre-living-you-occupy" target="_blank">the-stars-descend</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://the-stars-descend.tumblr.com/post/51169763928/youre-living-you-occupy-space-and-you-have" target="_blank">the-stars-descend</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>You’re living, you occupy space, and you have mass.</p> <p>You know what that means?</p> </blockquote> <p>You matter</p> </blockquote> <p>this is the most inspirational pun i have ever seen</p> </blockquote>http://utterlypeculiar.tumblr.com/post/51732228997http://utterlypeculiar.tumblr.com/post/51732228997Thu, 30 May 2013 12:44:31 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9afd6239ecaf66dcdea206cea5de0bc5/tumblr_mndph0IQab1so5g28o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/80971324c5753c700e7bc53a9df13bbc/tumblr_mndph0IQab1so5g28o4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3f53be661d2658aac4086328e2a41da5/tumblr_mndph0IQab1so5g28o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3d324b47771c504cc5fe5c70eb6cba6e/tumblr_mndph0IQab1so5g28o5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/caf882e7e0514f00226b06520556dc6b/tumblr_mndph0IQab1so5g28o3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d2201b11fb95f0a38f9f31ec4813c917/tumblr_mndph0IQab1so5g28o6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://utterlypeculiar.tumblr.com/post/51731402536http://utterlypeculiar.tumblr.com/post/51731402536Thu, 30 May 2013 12:29:22 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/edf3c5689951797c8bccaff8e0d0fd61/tumblr_mmimkqp0r81qam8b5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sidnugget.tumblr.com/post/50047242430/im-really-happy-with-this-persons-decisions" target="_blank">sidnugget</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I’m really happy with this person’s decisions</p> </blockquote>http://utterlypeculiar.tumblr.com/post/51485162397http://utterlypeculiar.tumblr.com/post/51485162397Mon, 27 May 2013 13:15:29 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4fd126326ba8101f8bbcefaf4a3b3d59/tumblr_mn8n26NSoG1qaqu1ro2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d8bd7036081f3d726f8e0c7b8d57d88f/tumblr_mn8n26NSoG1qaqu1ro1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e35a8bcd9935a97f43f35849a06a1124/tumblr_mn8n26NSoG1qaqu1ro4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f0c20f7d3d9aabb80dfbc08b81d072d2/tumblr_mn8n26NSoG1qaqu1ro3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://heat-rises.tumblr.com/post/51155173282/the-greatest-moment-in-television-history" target="_blank">heat-rises</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span class="post_tags_wrapper" id="post_tags_wrapper_51154914322"><span class="tags" id="post_tags_51154914322"> <a class="tag" href="http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/the-greatest-moment-in-television-history" target="_blank">#the greatest moment in television history</a></span></span></p> </blockquote>http://utterlypeculiar.tumblr.com/post/51484512864http://utterlypeculiar.tumblr.com/post/51484512864Mon, 27 May 2013 13:06:14 -0400